function twss (){

var quotes=new Array();
quotes[0]="Pull it out of there!";
quotes[1]="I can get them both in there.";
quotes[2]="Where are you going to put that?";
quotes[3]="Is it in?";
quotes[4]="That's really hard!";
quotes[5]="It slipped!";
quotes[6]="It's all wet!";
quotes[7]="Stick it in.";
quotes[8]="He put it back there.";
quotes[9]="That's really long!";
quotes[10]="It's too hard";
quotes[11]="Stick it anywhere!";
quotes[12]="That's too much!";
quotes[13]="It's dripping!";
quotes[14]="It slid out.";
quotes[15]="Don't force it!";
quotes[16]="Put it back in!";
quotes[17]="That is kind of big.";
quotes[18]="There's too many in there!";
quotes[19]="Those all won't fit!";
quotes[20]="I can't go that long!";
quotes[21]="How much longer is it?";
quotes[22]="It's really slippery!";
quotes[23]="It's kind of wet down there.";
quotes[24]="Can I move back?";
quotes[25]="What's down there?";
quotes[26]="I can't find it!";
quotes[27]="Where is it?";
quotes[28]="Get it wet first.";
quotes[29]="It's still dripping.";
quotes[30]="I've never seen one that big!";
quotes[31]="I don't feel anything.";
quotes[32]="I can't find it.";
quotes[33]="That was quick!";
quotes[34]="That was easy!";
quotes[35]="I'm all stuffed up.";
quotes[36]="There's too many in there!";
quotes[37]="I can't reach it.";
quotes[38]="It's stuck!";
quotes[39]="I losing my grip.";
quotes[40]="It's kind of streched out.";
quotes[41]="I got it stuck in there.";
quotes[42]="It won't come out.";
quotes[43]="Put it back in a little longer.";
quotes[44]="Get behind me.";
quotes[45]="It's not long enough.";




rnumb = Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length);
document.getElementById('message').innerHTML=quotes[rnumb];
//alert("WORKS!");

}